February 2011
29 posts
My reaction to some Statuses on Facebook...
im-a-riot-your-a-fucking-riot-:
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I hate it when people say they miss someone when...
One of the exact reasons I deleted people off Facebook :D You couldn’t have said it any better!
We need to cut these things that aren’t constitutionally mandated, that are kind...
– —Sarah Palin, on President Obama’s State of the Union address, to Fox News’ Greta von Susteren, Jan. 26, 2011.
Dear. God.
(via technipol)
She depresses me.
(via etrehumain)
I … what… I… the fuck is this?
(via misterstibbons)
I had to read this three times before I realized it wasn’t from 30...
January 2011
61 posts
Ashton Kutcher, No Strings Attached →
gavinrillon:
travisbavis:
katchingles:
kaethekealoha:
annaaamaayorrr:
I was shooting a scene in my new film, No Strings Attached, in which I say to Natalie Portman,
“If you miss me. you can’t text, you can’t email, you can’t post it on my Facebook wall. If you really miss me, you come and see me.”
I began to think of all of the billions of intimate exchanges sent daily via fingers and...
TIM BURTON EXHIBIT AT LACMA
MY LIFE IS ALMOST COMPLETE.
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Accurate.
lovelyaffair:
facethedawn-:
lmfao.
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Party Like it's 1999
septembah:
wetouchifeelarush:
itsdaivud:
dappledthings21:
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
...
the getty, part deuce.
sherylifornia:
LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO! :] I love it!
the getty, part one.
sherylifornia:
LMAO! I thought we were all making one face! LOOK AT ME! And my feet! It’s like I’m miraculously gliding down the stairs lol!
ahem.
sherylifornia:
please excuse my .gif bonanza coming up, thanks.
is it ours?!?! :DDDDD
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strength through unity. unity through faith.
Lobster bake
[A conversation with my mom while watching "Giada at Home" on Food Network]
Giada (on TV): ... so today, I invited some of my friends over to lobster bake.
Mom: Anak, did you hear that?
Me: Hear what, mommy?
Mom: She said that she invited some of her friends over to masturbate.
Me: She said "lobster bake" mommy!
Mom: MASTURBATE! MASTURBATE! MASTURBATE!
[LMFAO, I LOVE MY MOM
chrisssx:
iamabarbiegirl:
jennaanne01:
A Tumblr Song (Original) -
I know a place where all the cool kids play. Mean Girls, yummy foods, and fashion shots all day. When trying to avoid the things that I should do.
I scroll and see the people that I wish I knew. Mr. Hipster, girls in tights. Cats, and tatts, and civil rights. Photoshopped words, on a hill or tree. Read and think, “That...
monikacorpus:
Today in a breeze I sensed your perfume
But you were nowhere near.
And in reverie,
I felt you holding me.
And even in my dreams I shake from the fear
That you’ve been swept away.
By the rhythm of the waves I whisper in your ears.
I have been holding my breath for too many nights in a row. And somewhere on coastlines unknown to me, you paint your dreams, with reds and blues and...